Trigger Warning — Santa
𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 — 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐀 
Forget debates on politics or vaccinations, if you 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 want to rile up Moms, bring up the 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚 𝐃𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐞.
In the Season of Giving, nothing says “A Savior is Born” like a mother threatening any Tween or Teenager with certain death if they dare spill the beans on Santa. She Will Cut You.
like a mother threatening any Tween or Teenager with certain death if they dare spill the beans on Santa. She 
Will Cut You.On the other hand, some Christian moms take the (reasonable) stance of Christmas being about Jesus — the Savior of the World — and not a fat guy, and would 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 lie to their children about something so important as Christmas. (Those other Santa-Believing kids will surely grow up to have the psychological needs of Buddy the Elf, right?).
So. Many. Feelings.
Ask me about my college breakup over a conversation about Santa in Taco Bell. Who know St. Nick was so triggering?
. . . Meanwhile, (some) Dads are still just as surprised as the kids when their children open presents Christmas morning.
Merry Christmas, everyone!
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